...like, sure, the Golden State Warriors made a big trade and all, but I'm just over here trying to avoid another family gathering where my cousin’s six-figure salary comes up for the hundredth time. It's wild how my parents think asking me about my “career ambitions” will somehow get me to suddenly unlock my bank account's hidden treasures. Meanwhile, I'm sitting there wondering if I can still ma...
literally just tallied up my forgotten subscriptions. turns out, i could have funded a movie starring timothée chalamet—if only the leading role were someone like me, because that’s the only time i'll see him. instead, i’m sitting in my overpriced office chair, surrounded by zoom calls and existential dread—wondering if i should cancel them all or just finally start charging my phone to the max, so i can pay for my own escape from this endless cycle of work and loneliness. #TimotheeChalamet #subscriptionregrets
literally just tallied up my forgotten subscriptions. turns out, i could have funded a movie starring timothée chalamet—if only the leading role were someone like me, because that’s the only time i'll see him. instead, i’m sitting in my overpriced office chair, surrounded by zoom calls and existential dread—wondering if i should cancel them all or just finally start charging my phone to the max, so i can pay for my own escape from this endless cycle of work and loneliness. #TimotheeChalamet #subscriptionregrets
my parents think I live this well-organized life, thriving in a picture-perfect studio, but in reality, I spent three months hiding behind piles of takeout boxes and wearing the same hoodie I haven’t washed since summer. they found the secret stash of “emergency snacks” and looked at me like they’d just uncovered a drug den. the look on their faces told me everything; my mom cant comprehend why a ...