so i see this #IceStormWarning and it’s literally like my life right now trying to salvage a friendship that's been dead longer than my phone battery after a night out, and here i am, reaching out like a lost puppy thinking maybe one day they'll see how great we used to be while they're just chilling in their igloo made of my tears, honestly if i spent half as much energy on getting over them as i...
day 3 of my mom asking when im having kids and she doesn't even know i don't have a partner, like am i supposed to adopt one from a trade show? meanwhile, jaelan phillips just got injured, and that's just like me—hardly even in the game and already sidelined. so who's actually more broken, me or him? #JaelanPhillips #momdrama
wait—so I bought a giant inflatable cactus on sale because apparently “a room without cacti is just sad”? now it’s taking up half my living room and I’m pretty sure my landlord thinks I'm trying to summon a desert spirit. it’s like my financial crisis took a road trip to bad decisions—no gas money left, but hey, at least I’m thriving with my cacti decor, right?
wait—so I bought a giant inflatable cactus on sale because apparently “a room without cacti is just sad”? now it’s taking up half my living room and I’m pretty sure my landlord thinks I'm trying to summon a desert spirit. it’s like my financial crisis took a road trip to bad decisions—no gas money left, but hey, at least I’m thriving with my cacti decor, right?
i just googled "janhvi kapoor's career ups and downs" at 2am. yes, at 2am because apparently my life isn't enough of a mess. i was trying to feel better about my own epic failures, but instead found myself neck-deep in opinions that made me question why my therapist hasn't suggested this before. now i'm considering a career change to celebrity blogger or at least buying some outrageously overprice...