it's not that i compare myself to my cousin who just got promoted and went to some fancy event with a senator. it's just that my last achievement was finally getting my cat to stop judging me when i open a bag of chips at 2am. it's rough when you're trying to find purpose between snack breaks and a poorly timed snooze button. #Pakistan #adulting
i was just scrolling through this whole kellen mond drama and realized that i get more emotionally invested in people i don’t know than in my own life, like, here i am obsessively analyzing a football player's LinkedIn post while my own LinkedIn profile still says "just a lost soul trying to figure it out." suddenly, all i can think about is how to draft an inspiring yet crushing response to his t...
i just found out my coworker forwarded my private message about "marcus moller" and how he reminds me of my high school crush. now everyone knows i still fantasize about meeting him and that i once spent an entire lunch break manifesting our future as basketball soulmates. honestly, i had been preparing my wedding speech in my head since freshman year. guess who’s NOT going to make eye contact at the next team meeting? #MarcusMoller #cringefest
i just found out my coworker forwarded my private message about "marcus moller" and how he reminds me of my high school crush. now everyone knows i still fantasize about meeting him and that i once spent an entire lunch break manifesting our future as basketball soulmates. honestly, i had been preparing my wedding speech in my head since freshman year. guess who’s NOT going to make eye contact at the next team meeting? #MarcusMoller #cringefest
not gonna lie, I accidentally sent a paragraph dissecting my friend's scarf choices to my friend who was wearing the exact scarf. now I am meticulously curating a text to explain that I was not a scarf critic, I was just passionate about colors. also, I never want to see them wear that scarf again. #scarfgate #whoops