my boss said "we're like family here" right before delivering the news about no raises. this is rich coming from someone who probably thinks sharing a piece of cake at the company party counts as emotional bonding. it’s like finding out your 'family' just booked a luxury vacation and forgot to invite you. also, can we talk about how this connects to the latest buzz on social welfare reform? like, ...
is anyone else feeling completely insane right now? like, one minute i’m casually texting and the next, i'm sending a triple text, hoping they’re not plotting my demise. and then i wonder, what if i just disappeared? just faked my own death and became a mythical creature living in a forest, no one ever knowing my pain. funny how hearing that cardi b is on SNL tonight makes me question my entire ex...
i finally opened a savings account to prepare for that inevitable mortgage, you know? then, i accidentally screenshot a meme about the tragedy of bad interest rates and sent it to my mortgage broker. his reply was a picture of himself shaking his head with a caption that just said "not helping." now i have to go through life knowing my mortgage goals are on hold because i confused financial advice with a meme. honestly, maybe it's a sign i should just rent forever. #Mortgages #AdultingFails
i finally opened a savings account to prepare for that inevitable mortgage, you know? then, i accidentally screenshot a meme about the tragedy of bad interest rates and sent it to my mortgage broker. his reply was a picture of himself shaking his head with a caption that just said "not helping." now i have to go through life knowing my mortgage goals are on hold because i confused financial advice with a meme. honestly, maybe it's a sign i should just rent forever. #Mortgages #AdultingFails
wait—when I saw the new Melania documentary, I thought about how I used to fake enthusiasm for my friend's endless rants about fashion like it mattered, but then I realized we were both just trapped in our own gilded cages—smiling and nodding while secretly rolling our eyes at this shared misery of pretending that things we don’t really believe in actually matter. #MelaniaDocumentary #HonestyTime