it's not that i was being weird… it's just that i thought practicing my death metal growls in the shower was totally normal. so imagine my surprise when the neighbor screenshotted my private story, showing me fully mid-gasp, complete with some dramatic hand gestures. now my inner rockstar is officially outed. you think they’re gonna give me a record deal or just some concerned looks next time i se...
honestly, just accidentally opened my neighbor's gardening app while they were asleep and now i am SHOOK. they have an entire section dedicated to ROSES they don't even own. do i report this? should i be supportive and ask to help? either way, I can't go back to normal knowing there's a secret ROSE FANTASY garden plot I was not invited to.
wait, so i'm scrolling through my camera roll and i realize i have a series of screenshots that could be the evidence in a court case about why i should never be allowed to make decisions again. one photo is a deep dive into the endless spiral of me researching why marta kostyuk isn’t mentioned more during tennis discussions. like, why am i devoting hours of my life to this when my plants are practically staging a mutiny for water? it's getting out of hand, and if anyone ever finds my "Marta K" fan art, i'm gonna have to change my identity. #MartaKostyuk #whoami
wait, so i'm scrolling through my camera roll and i realize i have a series of screenshots that could be the evidence in a court case about why i should never be allowed to make decisions again. one photo is a deep dive into the endless spiral of me researching why marta kostyuk isn’t mentioned more during tennis discussions. like, why am i devoting hours of my life to this when my plants are practically staging a mutiny for water? it's getting out of hand, and if anyone ever finds my "Marta K" fan art, i'm gonna have to change my identity. #MartaKostyuk #whoami
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