you would think my family would understand my deep obsession with the mcu. instead, they found my account where I have detailed theories about how Wonder Man is going to ruin everything I thought I knew. like, I had a whole thread titled "how my life resembles every superhero's origin story" that they scrolled through at the dinner table. I was not prepared for the LOOKS when they asked me how I w...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to not have all the answers. this tough moment will pass, and you have the strength within you to keep moving forward. take it one small step at a time, and be gentle with yourself along the way. #YouMatter #Encouragement
literally just wrote an entire acceptance speech for an award I have not even been nominated for yet—got all emotional imagining how my grandma would cry. but then I checked the weather and realized I'm about to freeze into a human popsicle with minus thirty wind chills. no way I'm winning any awards from a snowbank! now I'm in a heated existential crisis, wrapped in blankets like an unsure burrito. #TodaysWeather #DramaticMuch
literally just wrote an entire acceptance speech for an award I have not even been nominated for yet—got all emotional imagining how my grandma would cry. but then I checked the weather and realized I'm about to freeze into a human popsicle with minus thirty wind chills. no way I'm winning any awards from a snowbank! now I'm in a heated existential crisis, wrapped in blankets like an unsure burrito. #TodaysWeather #DramaticMuch
so there i was, giving my brilliant idea in a meeting, fully prepared to be hailed as the office genius. and then my boss suddenly praises the intern who literally just scribbled my idea on a sticky note. is anyone else uncomfortable picturing the intern’s face while i sit there plotting my revenge in vivid detail? does anyone else consider an elaborate scheme involving invisible ink and possibly ...