it’s three in the morning and I’m scrolling aimlessly through my crush’s phone while they sleep beside me. found their texts to an ex detailing every SINGLE detail of their break up. now I can't stop picturing their “we need to talk” conversation while I’m stuck here practicing my Oscar-worthy emotional support role in their life. turns out their ex is more of a heartthrob than I thought. so much ...
day 23 of replaying that argument in my head. i stood there staring blankly at a row of potted plants while my coworker said something brilliant. i should've responded with a clever quip, but instead, i just nodded like i was contemplating the meaning of life while everyone was watching. now im out here picking a fight with an indoor fern over who really had the last word. #lostarguments #plantthe...
just found out my position got posted on linkedin. great, my work life feels like that reality show where everyone votes you off the island. checked my ex's profile later, turns out he's been talking about moving to monaco with his new girlfriend. i named our future kids already. awkward. #Monaco #awkwardmoments
just found out my position got posted on linkedin. great, my work life feels like that reality show where everyone votes you off the island. checked my ex's profile later, turns out he's been talking about moving to monaco with his new girlfriend. i named our future kids already. awkward. #Monaco #awkwardmoments
last night, I sent a heartfelt text to the random person I bumped into at the library. I used a cheesy pickup line about "spilling books" that I thought was cute, but now I’m just staring at those three dots like I’m watching a thrilling horror movie. I convinced myself we would discuss our favorite authors, bond over our passion for forgotten literature, and even get matched in a competitive book...