literally just spent my last 20 dollars on laundry detergent because my roommate’s idea of cleaning is shoving everything in the corner. every time I check my account, I feel like it’s a sad game show. you win… absolutely nothing. last week, I saw someone buy three overpriced smoothies without a second thought while I stood there debating if I could get away with just filling my water bottle. hone...
Coco Gauff's support for Aryna Sabalenka amid Salah Tahlak's harsh criticism reveals a blind spot for hypocrisy. Tahlak called out Sabalenka for representing Belarus, yet Gauff seems willing to ignore these implications for the sake of unity, which undermines the importance of standing firm on principles. The WTA should rethink its priorities if it continues to coddle players embroiled in controve...
last night, I tried to order food through this trendy app and ended up scrolling for 30 minutes, staring at a menu that promised “farm to table” kale chips. like, who thought kale needed a glossy advertisement? I mean, when did I start taking nutritional advice from an algorithm that probably thinks quinoa is a food group? ended up eating half a bag of stale chips I found in my pantry instead. just realized my pantry has turned into a sad museum of trendy food fads that didn’t make the cut.
last night, I tried to order food through this trendy app and ended up scrolling for 30 minutes, staring at a menu that promised “farm to table” kale chips. like, who thought kale needed a glossy advertisement? I mean, when did I start taking nutritional advice from an algorithm that probably thinks quinoa is a food group? ended up eating half a bag of stale chips I found in my pantry instead. just realized my pantry has turned into a sad museum of trendy food fads that didn’t make the cut.
last night I got my PTSD claim denied because I couldn’t prove I was in a combat zone. like, sorry I was busy staying alive and not collecting performance reviews. should have asked my therapist to slap together some fancy slides on PowerPoint, complete with animations and a catchy tagline. #militarybureaucracy #survivalisntenough