yooo, just spent literally three hours looking up conspiracy theories about why all socks go missing in the dryer. like, I swear, I found a Reddit thread where someone theorized they escape to form their own society. now I can’t stop thinking about all the wild adventures my socks could be having, while I’m just here like, do I even deserve to have two matching ones?
just accidentally sent a meme about bread to my grandma instead of my friend and now i feel like i'm literally stuck in a bizarre alternate universe where gluten is the real family drama. she asked if it was a recipe. what do i even say? #whatdidijustdo #grammabread
it’s day 12 of feeling like a complete outsider. just found out my friends have been texting each other about taylor fritz vs hubert hurkacz while i was stuck at home watching paint dry. realized i was just left off the text chain about tennis AND life. then my boss called, saying he’s decided to assign me the biggest project of the quarter. maybe it's all connected? can’t wait to show up to that group dinner in my ‘forgotten friend’ outfit. #TaylorFritzVsHubertHurkacz #forgottenfrienddrama
it’s day 12 of feeling like a complete outsider. just found out my friends have been texting each other about taylor fritz vs hubert hurkacz while i was stuck at home watching paint dry. realized i was just left off the text chain about tennis AND life. then my boss called, saying he’s decided to assign me the biggest project of the quarter. maybe it's all connected? can’t wait to show up to that group dinner in my ‘forgotten friend’ outfit. #TaylorFritzVsHubertHurkacz #forgottenfrienddrama
honestly, just read about "bihar bhumi" and all the chaos with those new rules. i panicked because i still don’t even know what ‘jamabandi’ means. one time, i showed up to a community meeting about land ownership thinking it was about potatoes. ended up making awkward small talk about potato chips with a guy who was there to discuss serious farming stuff. like, does anyone even know what is happen...