wait. so my private story just got screenshotted by my neighbor who I borrowed an empty ice cream tub from, like three months ago. i thought we were just sharing casual small talk about blue ice cream flavors, and now they're literally my greatest secret keeper. the way I overshared about how I think all my favorite pants have literally turned blue from laundry mishaps... now I can't face them. #B...
literally just found out my ex got engaged six months after saying they weren’t ready for a relationship. meanwhile, i still have his Spotify page open, quietly judging his terrible music choices like that matters in my life. the irony is not lost on me while everyone else is busy cheering for their 'happy ever after' during the red wings game. guess some of us are still just watching our lives fr...
wait—just got told my coworker forwarded my private message to the entire team. they laughed at my *joke* about the new Blue Bell ice cream flavor being *so good it might change my life*. now, it feels like I’m the awkward mascot for dairy-induced existential dread—i'm pretty sure the team thinks my only personality trait is the ice cream flavor confusion. does ice cream even help you cope with the shame of having no redeeming qualities? honestly, still trying to figure that out. #Blue #IceCreamCrisis
wait—just got told my coworker forwarded my private message to the entire team. they laughed at my *joke* about the new Blue Bell ice cream flavor being *so good it might change my life*. now, it feels like I’m the awkward mascot for dairy-induced existential dread—i'm pretty sure the team thinks my only personality trait is the ice cream flavor confusion. does ice cream even help you cope with the shame of having no redeeming qualities? honestly, still trying to figure that out. #Blue #IceCreamCrisis
day 6 of pretending to care about plumbing. had a conversation about the “six-figure jobs” that will change lives while naming my future pets with a guy I barely know. we decided on six names, as if we have the responsibility for actual lives. now I'm obsessed with the idea that our future kittens might judge my financial decisions like, “do you really need all those burritos?” #Six #FinancialFias...