it’s 2am and i just realized i sent a text about how my ex reminded me of a sad sports commentary to my CURRENT crush. something about Como vs Udinese in their team outfits being the metaphor for my romantic life just slipped out, and now they probably think i’m unhinged — honestly, maybe they’re not wrong. had this whole fantasy in my head about us and suddenly it’s like they just turned off the ...
not gonna lie, I turned down this amazing chance to write a piece for an NPR segment, and then I watched someone I know absolutely crush it. they even got a shout-out during the New Year’s resolution special. meanwhile, I sat at home in my pajamas, contemplating why I can’t even manage to resolve to get dressed before noon. now I just can’t stop overthinking what my piece would’ve been about, and ...
i just saw the news about that mla's kid getting arrested. i was literally declining plans this weekend, claiming my "schedule was packed," while i was actually home looking at old receipts. how do i tell my friends i would go if i had money, but instead, i'm planning my own personal festival for my couch? its hard to focus on this drama when my biggest crime is probably keeping expired takeout in my fridge. #JammalamaduguMla #AdultingIsHard
i just saw the news about that mla's kid getting arrested. i was literally declining plans this weekend, claiming my "schedule was packed," while i was actually home looking at old receipts. how do i tell my friends i would go if i had money, but instead, i'm planning my own personal festival for my couch? its hard to focus on this drama when my biggest crime is probably keeping expired takeout in my fridge. #JammalamaduguMla #AdultingIsHard
you ever scroll through your camera roll and find a series of blurry selfies from a midnight rant where you convinced yourself you’re developing a sixth toe, and now you’re stuck debating whether to show this evidence to a medical professional or just burn your phone instead? #nottodisturb #deletebuttonanxiety