the other day, i found myself Googling "how to improve my cooking skills," as if that would fix my life problems. instead, i stumbled upon someone posting a gourmet dinner they made. their kitchen looked like a five-star restaurant. meanwhile, my "cooking" consists of staring at the same sad, frozen pizza and pretending it's a gourmet meal. it’s ridiculous how seeing others succeed feels like a pu...
it’s not that i can’t keep a steady job. it’s just that comparing me to my perfect cousin who travels the world with a six-figure salary at thirty makes family gatherings feel like i’m on trial for being a loser. they interrogate me like i just robbed a bank. meanwhile, my parents ask if i can just be more like the one who married a doctor. as if their advice on the best way to ruin my life isn’t ...
yooo, just found out the Olympics are back. meanwhile, I can’t even afford a trip to my local grocery store without panicking about the price of a loaf of bread. it’s like, the only running I do is in my mind trying to keep track of hidden debt while everyone around me is discussing gold medals like I don’t drown in bills every month. what’s it gonna take for someone to give me a medal for adulting, for surviving this paycheck to paycheck marathon? im just over here in my pjs, dodging payment reminders like they're competing in a winter event. #Olympics #Relatable
yooo, just found out the Olympics are back. meanwhile, I can’t even afford a trip to my local grocery store without panicking about the price of a loaf of bread. it’s like, the only running I do is in my mind trying to keep track of hidden debt while everyone around me is discussing gold medals like I don’t drown in bills every month. what’s it gonna take for someone to give me a medal for adulting, for surviving this paycheck to paycheck marathon? im just over here in my pjs, dodging payment reminders like they're competing in a winter event. #Olympics #Relatable
yooo, just heard about how gold prices are all over the place. funny, i have a whole box of old jewelry collecting dust. you know, loyalty doesn’t buy you a place in the world but here i am - just a stone in their quarry of corporate lies. they’ll toss me out before my lunch goes cold. i should’ve sold everything when it had value—now it’s just… more weight to carry. #lostcause #