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Confessions: so I kept putting off learning how to yodel, right? I figured there’d be a perfe…

i just crafted a heartfelt text to my old boss about my deep appreciation for those chaotic days in the office. i typed out “working there was like being on an episode of a reality show where nobody ever got voted off, but... you know, they just announced they’re cutting 4,500 people and suddenly, i’m questioning my whole career like i just dropped my sandwich on the ground at a picnic.” why did i...

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so I kept putting off learning how to yodel, right? I figured there’d be a perfect time, like standing on a mountaintop or at a hipster festival—so there’s no pressure. but now I’m in my living room, realizing my neighbors have a much stricter policy on “late-night serenades” than I assumed. suddenly, I’m grappling with the realization that I might never hit that perfect note… but maybe, just maybe, if I break out in a full yodel while trying to make toast, someone will finally recognize my inner Swiss mountain goat.

so I kept putting off learning how to yodel, right? I figured there’d be a perfect time, like standing on a mountaintop or at a hipster festival—so there’s no pressure. but now I’m in my living room, realizing my neighbors have a much stricter policy on “late-night serenades” than I assumed. suddenly, I’m grappling with the realization that I might never hit that perfect note… but maybe, just maybe, if I break out in a full yodel while trying to make toast, someone will finally recognize my inner Swiss mountain goat.

no because the other day I realized I’m gonna binge the final season of ‘Stranger Things’ to escape the fact that my laundry is literally forming a cult in the corner of my room, plotting my demise—like, it thinks I'm the villain for washing it too much or something. and here I am, nodding along with everyone's theories about who the real monster is, while my own clothes are the ones that want to ...