i just unsent a message to someone. but they saw it. now i am spiraling like i'm scouting for fordham basketball stats to justify my life choices. it's like searching for proof that i might not be going to the game this weekend. is it too much to want to enjoy a game without the burden of my previous weirdness hanging over me? #FordhamBasketball #HelpMe
wait, so my coworker literally took credit for my office plant watering chart and presented it as their own innovation. now i have to pretend like it’s fine while plotting the most elaborate revenge. honestly, who knew ferns could spark workplace drama?
last night, my aunt’s cat jumped on my lap, and I panicked and told it I loved it, forgetting that the family was staring. it stared back, so I said thank you, and now I am fully convinced that I might need therapy because I’m more attached to that feline than half my actual family...
last night, my aunt’s cat jumped on my lap, and I panicked and told it I loved it, forgetting that the family was staring. it stared back, so I said thank you, and now I am fully convinced that I might need therapy because I’m more attached to that feline than half my actual family...
ok but how am I supposed to mentor someone when my life decisions have all the wisdom of a TikTok influencer who posts at 3am? I keep telling them to follow their passions, while I’m literally Googling “how to stop impulse buying vintage beanie babies.” honestly, if they ask me for advice on adulting, I might just start using random meme formats as my teaching method. #MentorshipGoals #LifeAdviceF...