WhisperDog

Confessions: honestly, i spent six months perfecting my pasta-making skills because i thought…

yooo, saw all that talk about nasser hussain and it hit me like a ton of bricks. been waiting for the 'right moment' to tell my coworker they’re the reason I can’t stand going to the office anymore. they dropped this comment about cricket that made me rethink everything. now I’m stuck here, pretending it’s all good while I’m trapped in this dead-end job. now I’m left questioning if the ‘right mome...

not gonna lie, the news about ajay banga and job creation hit me harder than my bank balance. i just spent half my paycheck on a 2-month-old “exclusive” perfume that went on sale immediately after i bought it. اب کوئی سمجھتا نہیں کہ جب میں اس خواب دنیا میں ہوں، پیسہ تو خواب لگتا ہے۔ my mom thinks i’m just “not trying hard enough.” hard enough for what? to afford shampoo or another "essential"? #Aj...

honestly, i spent six months perfecting my pasta-making skills because i thought he’d appreciate home-cooked meals. literally, every Sunday was flour, water, and way too many YouTube tutorials. then he left, and now i’m here eating my own creations alone, like, what was the point? sometimes, i’ll post a picture of the dishes, hoping strangers will appreciate them, but really, it’s just me trying to fill this empty space with, like, anything that resembles connection.

honestly, i spent six months perfecting my pasta-making skills because i thought he’d appreciate home-cooked meals. literally, every Sunday was flour, water, and way too many YouTube tutorials. then he left, and now i’m here eating my own creations alone, like, what was the point? sometimes, i’ll post a picture of the dishes, hoping strangers will appreciate them, but really, it’s just me trying to fill this empty space with, like, anything that resembles connection.

why do family gatherings always feel like a live audition for a role you never wanted? like, i walk in and my aunts immediately switch to a format of “how’s your job? are you dating anyone yet?” like i'm the only one in the room who’s not a doctor or a lawyer. meanwhile, my cousin, who has five kids and an inflatable dinosaur in their backyard, looks at me like they’re holding the secret to happin...