sending a text about someone only to realize you sent it to them instead is the new modern art form. i thought i was witty talking about how they think peanut butter belongs in the fridge when i actually just fridge-dropped my social life on their screen. now i’m awaiting their reply like it’s a verdict. #oops #socialdisaster
I was literally just trying to borrow my roommate’s dumb coffee maker. I saw their Pinterest board titled "Casseroles for One" and now I can’t unsee the deeply concerning combination of tuna, marshmallows, and a dash of optimism. Honestly, I wish I had never checked. If I don’t hear a wedding proposal soon, I might have to start an intervention on the ONE-PAN TUNA TANGO of doom!
not gonna lie, I just spent three hours sorting my collection of rare spoons by size and material like I was preparing for an antique auction. the way I told myself it was for "my future restaurant" while knowing I'll probably just serve instant noodles out of a pot.
not gonna lie, I just spent three hours sorting my collection of rare spoons by size and material like I was preparing for an antique auction. the way I told myself it was for "my future restaurant" while knowing I'll probably just serve instant noodles out of a pot.
just saw that Atlético Madrid is playing R.C.D. Mallorca and honestly it reminded me how my favorite sibling just told me they’re moving to Europe, probably to watch it live. i literally just cleaned out their room so they could have a perfect send-off, like they’re a celebrity, and now i have to drown my sorrows in snacks while watching a highlight reel instead of my life being like a rom-com. th...