yooo, just found out my situationship introduced me to someone as "a friend" - I was the Japanese cheesecake of that night. sweet and fluffy, but somehow completely ignored at the party. one moment i’m imagining a beautiful life, and the next, someone’s talking about yogurt trends instead. I never wanted to be a side dish - i'm the whole dessert! #JapaneseCheesecake #tragedy
last night, i thought i was joining the side of the cool kids, you know, the ones with the snazzy drinks and inside jokes. instead, i ended up with the group who just endlessly discussed kevin kiley and his recent drama while i silently sipped my soda. it felt like getting kicked out of the party just as the best music started. i think they planned it. also, why am i just sitting here now wonderin...
last night I checked social media for the fourth time this week — just to see how my ex's new "hot star" crush is living their best life while I’m over here Googling “how to bake bread” at midnight. they are obviously thriving, and I’m just getting worked up over sourdough recipes that I will never attempt. to make it worse, I accidentally liked an old photo of their cat— how do I un-like a cat?! the stress is real. #HotStar #DramaticLifeChoices
last night I checked social media for the fourth time this week — just to see how my ex's new "hot star" crush is living their best life while I’m over here Googling “how to bake bread” at midnight. they are obviously thriving, and I’m just getting worked up over sourdough recipes that I will never attempt. to make it worse, I accidentally liked an old photo of their cat— how do I un-like a cat?! the stress is real. #HotStar #DramaticLifeChoices
not gonna lie, i just hearted my own message on a group chat discussing मिचेल सैंटनर’s warnings about the team, and suddenly i feel like the main character in a sitcom where everything goes wrong. now everyone’s staring, judging me, and wondering what kind of delusional person accidentally does that. just when i was planning my grand exit strategy, i realized they are watching me type a HILARIOUS ...