so last week i literally thought i was getting a new couch but i misread the ad and it was actually a used love seat from the 80s that smells like mildew. spent hours measuring my tiny living room to fit this thing and now it just feels like a shrine to poor life choices.
just found out that after declaring bankruptcy, my medical debt is basically the adult version of a bad hangover — the only cure is to somehow avoid the excruciating paperwork that comes with it. like, why does dealing with this make me feel like i need a support group for people who are allergic to basic financial systems?
i went to the emergency room last night thinking i was having a heart attack and it turned out to be just stress—no heart issues, no hospital stay, i actually feel like a weight lifted, can't believe it worked out this way. the dread of what might have happened was crushing but now i just feel relief, like wow, life can actually surprise you sometimes.
i went to the emergency room last night thinking i was having a heart attack and it turned out to be just stress—no heart issues, no hospital stay, i actually feel like a weight lifted, can't believe it worked out this way. the dread of what might have happened was crushing but now i just feel relief, like wow, life can actually surprise you sometimes.
i just spent thirty minutes in the grocery store trying to find one specific brand of tomato sauce and when i finally asked an employee, he told me they changed suppliers and now it was gone forever, so i bought two jars of the weird organic stuff instead and now i'm sitting here thinking i just contributed to the chaos of my life over tomato sauce.