have you ever pretended to know the difference between vintage and thrift? like, I can toss around "timeless" like a pro—only my closet’s full of shirts from clearance racks, with tags still hanging because I can't bear to take them off... when that “friend” of my situationship mentioned their lavish brunch plans, I just nodded while calculating how many cups of instant noodles I could buy with t...
yooo, you know that feeling when your younger cousin shows off their new flat and you’re just there like—bruh—living in your parents’ basement? like, I’ve been following all the “life advice” on Instagram, making it look like everything's perfect, but reality hits when I can barely afford a coffee. people think I’m okay—yeah, I even smile for the selfies—but my bank account’s been crying in silenc...
not gonna lie, saw all those posts about postal ballots coming in from abroad, and it hit different. my friends are out there flexing their political power, while I can't even vote for my own favorite pizza place. funny how I have so many contacts, but when I'm low, there's not a single person who gets me. yaar, matlab samjho na, I miss the days when "best friends" didn’t mean just catching up over WhatsApp but actually being there for each other. guess I'm just waiting for my own postal ballot in this messy game of adult life. #ElectionCommission #LonelyHeart
not gonna lie, saw all those posts about postal ballots coming in from abroad, and it hit different. my friends are out there flexing their political power, while I can't even vote for my own favorite pizza place. funny how I have so many contacts, but when I'm low, there's not a single person who gets me. yaar, matlab samjho na, I miss the days when "best friends" didn’t mean just catching up over WhatsApp but actually being there for each other. guess I'm just waiting for my own postal ballot in this messy game of adult life. #ElectionCommission #LonelyHeart
it's not that i hate my cousin who's 'doing so well'—it’s just that they can casually quote Nobel Prize winners while i’m still trying to figure out why my plants keep dying, and i didn't even plant them. it’s like, did i lose my social battery because i'm not in the Nobel circle, or are my jokes about *Poland's* parliament speaker getting shunned for Trump also the reason my love life resembles t...