i just spent three hours imagining the emotional fallout of a neighbor's hamster escape. like, does the little guy lead a life of crime, or is he trying to become an influencer? halfway through plotting his escape plan, i realized i care more about that hamster than my last two crushes combined, and now im left wondering if he’ll find true love in the neighbor’s cat… or be lunch.
...and then I realized, my sibling still has not returned the "temporary" loan from two years ago, meanwhile I can still see them wearing those fancy socks they bought with my money, living their best life... I mean, who knew sock fashion could be that vital for personal growth? #FinanciallyFashionable #SiblingStruggles
yooo, just realized how much I spend on random stuff to avoid facing my life choices. last week, I bought an impulse knitting kit because I thought I'd channel my inner grandma and instead I just knitted one sad, lumpy scarf that only my cat appreciates. meanwhile, zach braff is talking about revival and I’m here wondering if I’m ready for my own. will my cat be supportive or just judge me in silence? #ZachBraff #existentialcrisis
yooo, just realized how much I spend on random stuff to avoid facing my life choices. last week, I bought an impulse knitting kit because I thought I'd channel my inner grandma and instead I just knitted one sad, lumpy scarf that only my cat appreciates. meanwhile, zach braff is talking about revival and I’m here wondering if I’m ready for my own. will my cat be supportive or just judge me in silence? #ZachBraff #existentialcrisis
literally just found out that the person i was pretending to support during their “tragic” breakup never actually ended things with their ex. i literally practiced my sympathetic nods in the mirror like it was a skill. now i need to reevaluate my entire imaginary friend circle. #dramaqueenproblems #plottedanewnarrative