wait, so I literally spent an hour re-organizing my sock drawer while imagining that this friend would text me out of the blue with a heartfelt apology, only to realize I've been picking socks that do not even match for six months.
i just checked the news about the winter weather in Columbia. can’t believe i spent the last two hours making a mini winter survival kit. i bought cocoa, snacks, and even a box of freeze-dried meals for the impending apocalypse… but here’s the twist. my biggest fear isn’t being snowed in alone… it’s my ex showing up to ‘help’ like it’s a romcom. what if we end up having the “we always had chemistr...
yooo, just found out my sibling is the favorite child, and honestly? they dont even have to try. like, I just saw them get a new car named after a fancy fruit and all I got was a note on the fridge that says “you’re doing great sweetie” with a stick figure drawing of me crying. bruh, at this point I’m expecting a family vacation where I just get to wave goodbye while they’re off having a blast, I guess.
yooo, just found out my sibling is the favorite child, and honestly? they dont even have to try. like, I just saw them get a new car named after a fancy fruit and all I got was a note on the fridge that says “you’re doing great sweetie” with a stick figure drawing of me crying. bruh, at this point I’m expecting a family vacation where I just get to wave goodbye while they’re off having a blast, I guess.
bruh, I keep going back to this fast food place that gives me heartburn literally every time. honestly, it feels like I am magnetically ATTRACTED to the grease, and the fries taste like they're calling my name in the night. everyone says I should STOP, but I am convinced that one day, the cashier will look up and say, "YOU were meant to order the double cheeseburger all along."