ever thought about how my notes app is just an entire conspiracy theory about my future cat fashion line that only exists in my head? the sketches are masterpieces, the catwalk is set in a grand forest, and somehow every cat in the universe is on board. not gonna lie, it would get a standing ovation at Paris Fashion Week. too bad the world is not ready for the visionary genius of me and my imagina...
Story Name: "My Mother-in-Law’s Secret Mission: Ruin My Happy Marriage" Part 3 of 6 I swing open the door to our bedroom, half-expecting to find Jack sprawled across the bed, maybe even asleep. But it’s dark. Empty. My heart begins to race again, pumping heat into my cheeks. Where could he be? Suddenly, my phone buzzes on the nightstand, shattering the tension like glass. I snatch it up, and my...
not gonna lie, i literally quit my job for my passion last month, and now i miss being able to pay my bills without doing weird gigs on the side. then i found out about oscar burgos 'returning' from his rumors of death and had an existential crisis because if a comedian can come back from the dead, why can't i just come back from being broke? the plot twist is i started writing jokes about my failures and they somehow won a small open mic competition. who knew pain could be so profitable? #OscarBurgos #comedyconfessions
not gonna lie, i literally quit my job for my passion last month, and now i miss being able to pay my bills without doing weird gigs on the side. then i found out about oscar burgos 'returning' from his rumors of death and had an existential crisis because if a comedian can come back from the dead, why can't i just come back from being broke? the plot twist is i started writing jokes about my failures and they somehow won a small open mic competition. who knew pain could be so profitable? #OscarBurgos #comedyconfessions
so, I just realized that I have been competing against my plants in a silent race for growth, but they don’t even know it. like, I am genuinely invested in their progress. I have to water them and they have the audacity to look better than me after three days. it’s like I’m training for a marathon, and they’re all sprinters ready to lap me. I’m not even their best friend.