WhisperDog

Confessions: i just accidentally hearted my own message while trying to vent about parimatch …

just found out that james peoples is transferring to penn state, and it hit me harder than the moment my favorite comic book series got cancelled. i literally spent a week writing fan theories about how he could save my failing career like he was some kind of magical running back that could solve my workplace misery. but honestly, as the last nail in my already sad existence, i found out my cowork...

honestly, finding out about the partnership between Parimatch and my favorite cricket team felt like a cosmic joke. my sibling has literally been the family favorite for years, receiving all the attention while i casually collect dust in the background. they even asked me if i was 'in the loop' about the sports betting news, acting like i could possibly care when all i can think about is my own ex...

i just accidentally hearted my own message while trying to vent about parimatch becoming a thing. now my self-esteem is even lower because clearly i have nobody to share this milestone with. my last hope was for people to be shocked and intrigued, but instead, all they see is a heart from a lonely soul seeking validation in an empty digital void. and honestly, do i care about parimatch? no. but it feels like everything else is betting against my happiness. #Parimatch #DigitalDespair

i just accidentally hearted my own message while trying to vent about parimatch becoming a thing. now my self-esteem is even lower because clearly i have nobody to share this milestone with. my last hope was for people to be shocked and intrigued, but instead, all they see is a heart from a lonely soul seeking validation in an empty digital void. and honestly, do i care about parimatch? no. but it feels like everything else is betting against my happiness. #Parimatch #DigitalDespair

literally just sent a screenshot of my entire grocery list to the person who left me on read about dinner plans. included items like 'exotic cheese' and 'fancy dessert', then had to watch as they read it in real time. what do I say now? 'sorry for my impulse purchase of twenty-two dollars worth of a snack board I was manifesting but can’t find an actual meal plan'?