WhisperDog

Confessions: yooo, saw the news about the Marvel Cinematic Universe gearing up for Phase 5. m…

kya aapne kabhi socha hai ki hum kis tarah se akele ho gaye hain, kuch din ho gaye sirf surface pe hi baatein karte hue? ghar wale samajhte nahi, aur ab maine toh apne toxic doston se bhi alvida keh diya, ab lagta hai ke waqt beet raha hai, par khud se baat karne ka bhi mann nahi karta… kyunki khud se sab kuch kehna kabhi kabhi zyada heavy hota hai.

i was scrolling through social media, saw those breathtaking videos from Beyoncé's Renaissance Tour and felt this weird twinge of excitement and absolute envy. i mean, she’s out here owning the stage while i’m just hoping my landlord doesn’t check in this month. there i was, lying in bed with a blanket that’s somehow still here since college, imagining that glow-up—yet my biggest performance is fi...

yooo, saw the news about the Marvel Cinematic Universe gearing up for Phase 5. meanwhile, my friends stopped being my friends the second I suggested a movie night without asking first. now, I'm left scrolling through Netflix alone, trying to find something that won’t remind me of people who once laughed at my jokes. maybe I should audition for a role in the next superhero film, where the power of loneliness is my only super skill. #TheMarvelCinematicUniverseGear #RelatableContent

yooo, saw the news about the Marvel Cinematic Universe gearing up for Phase 5. meanwhile, my friends stopped being my friends the second I suggested a movie night without asking first. now, I'm left scrolling through Netflix alone, trying to find something that won’t remind me of people who once laughed at my jokes. maybe I should audition for a role in the next superhero film, where the power of loneliness is my only super skill. #TheMarvelCinematicUniverseGear #RelatableContent

yooo, sent my detailed manifesting journal entry about finding my soulmate at the supermarket to the group chat instead of my crush – and now my friends think I’m planning to seduce the cashier with a serenade about avocados... like, where’s the lie? I mean, if life gives you lemons, might as well flirt with the produce, right? #manifestinglove #crushconfusion