WhisperDog

Confessions: literally found old texts from an ex where they actually used to say they missed…

ok but honestly, I care way too much about a guy from my local grocery store who doesn’t even know my name, like I’m literally tracking his avocado selection from the back aisle and imagining we are destined to share a future filled with organic produce—meanwhile, he’s probably just deciding between a sub or sushi for lunch. #loveinavan #crushfail

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a break and breathe; this moment will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #Encouragement

literally found old texts from an ex where they actually used to say they missed me. like, who even were they? it’s like discovering a vintage dinosaur in a museum. and now, with all these school closings today, my plan to ignore all my emotional baggage just got snowed in too. can't believe it... now I have to face the ghost of past relationships and an unexpected day off. *deep sigh* talk about chaotic. #SchoolClosingsToday #ExDrama

literally found old texts from an ex where they actually used to say they missed me. like, who even were they? it’s like discovering a vintage dinosaur in a museum. and now, with all these school closings today, my plan to ignore all my emotional baggage just got snowed in too. can't believe it... now I have to face the ghost of past relationships and an unexpected day off. *deep sigh* talk about chaotic. #SchoolClosingsToday #ExDrama

literally, I think about apologizing to that kid I bullied in high school. I mean, who wouldn’t want to hear an "I'm sorry" from the girl who once tripped them during a pep rally because I thought their shoes were ugly? like, imagine that epic redemption arc... but honestly, I’m pretty sure they’d rather pretend I fell off the face of the earth... or better yet, manifest a time machine to go back ...