Is it just me or do we all pretend to love our jobs until someone asks about our weekend plans? Suddenly it’s like, “Oh, I’ll just be saving the world one spreadsheet at a time.” Meanwhile, I’m at home binge-watching shows and calling it 'self-care'. Like, who am I kidding? I don’t even have a 'career plan', more like a 'let's see how long I can wing it' plan. How do adults do this?
Why does every travel blog seem to think that a “perfect vacation” means spending $500 on a single dinner while simultaneously ignoring the fact that the flight was 12 hours and the hotel looks like a murder scene? Like, no thanks, Karen. I was fine with my instant noodles and questionable hostel vibes. At this point, I’m convinced the only reason people take trips is to come back and tell everyon...
So I just realized that I have a personal vendetta against alarm clocks. Like, if I'm supposed to wake up at 7 am, why does my brain decide that 6:59 am is the perfect time to have a full-on existential crisis? I’m in a constant battle between hitting snooze and my life goals, and honestly, the snooze button is winning. At this point, I think I might just set my alarm for 6:59 and start my day from there—definitely less stressed about waking up late, right?
So I just realized that I have a personal vendetta against alarm clocks. Like, if I'm supposed to wake up at 7 am, why does my brain decide that 6:59 am is the perfect time to have a full-on existential crisis? I’m in a constant battle between hitting snooze and my life goals, and honestly, the snooze button is winning. At this point, I think I might just set my alarm for 6:59 and start my day from there—definitely less stressed about waking up late, right?
You ever think about how everyone is just winging it through life? Like, we’re all just playing this weird game of “act like you know what you’re doing” while secretly Googling how to boil an egg? Honestly, the only thing I’ve mastered is pretending to understand what “good vibes only” means while my brain is in a constant existential crisis. If we’re all faking it, can we just agree that the real...