last night, I sent a whole ten-paragraph essay about the cosmic significance of the color yellow and how it changed my perspective on life. the response? one yellow heart emoji. one. just one. am I the oracle of deep thoughts or just some background character in a comedy? how is it possible to pour your soul out only to be met with a single digit of affection? is the universe trying to tell me I s...
wait, so my parents are basically using me as a divorce therapist now, and in the middle of trying to navigate their endless fighting, I find out about this Nipah virus outbreak, and honestly, I could not make this up— like, what next, an alien invasion? it feels like I'm caught in a bad sitcom, trying to mediate my dad's weird obsession with hot sauce and my mom's increasingly frequent rants abou...
yooo, just practiced my ecstatic reaction to winning a non-existent competition for best awkward silence. my mind was racing through the speech and the part where I drop to my knees, but then I remembered I don't even know what I’m winning... uh, do I have to make my own trophy? #cringeworthyawards #daydreamingdisasters
yooo, just practiced my ecstatic reaction to winning a non-existent competition for best awkward silence. my mind was racing through the speech and the part where I drop to my knees, but then I remembered I don't even know what I’m winning... uh, do I have to make my own trophy? #cringeworthyawards #daydreamingdisasters
honestly, my family just brought up my ex again. you know, the one who took me to get my favorite ice cream, then ghosted me. meanwhile, they adore my current partner, who only took me to the supermarket to buy six jars of pickles last week. i mean, at least i know my worth... right? #TummSeTummTak #RelationshipGoals