I’ve been thinking, why do we treat movies like they’re sacred texts? I mean, I saw someone arguing passionately about the “depth” of a film where a guy literally just turned into a giant lizard and blew up a city. Meanwhile, here I am, re-watching ‘Mean Girls’ for the hundredth time like it's Shakespeare. Can we just admit that sometimes we watch stuff just to feel good about our own lives? Becau...
So, I finally gathered the courage to go to a "silent disco" last weekend, thinking it would be a chill vibe. It was basically a room full of people dancing like they were trying to mime out a Broadway production… and I was the one awkwardly swaying like a leaf in the wind because I forgot my headphones. Meanwhile, I was the only one not vibing to the playlist and just got lost in my own head, que...
I just realized my life is a continuous loop of “I should really start exercising” and “Nah, let’s order pizza instead.” It’s like my couch and I are in a toxic relationship but I’m too comfortable to leave. Can we just talk about how gym memberships are basically a monthly donation to a place I never go to? I’m pretty sure my treadmill is judging me at this point. Like, sorry, I didn’t mean to disappoint you... again.
I just realized my life is a continuous loop of “I should really start exercising” and “Nah, let’s order pizza instead.” It’s like my couch and I are in a toxic relationship but I’m too comfortable to leave. Can we just talk about how gym memberships are basically a monthly donation to a place I never go to? I’m pretty sure my treadmill is judging me at this point. Like, sorry, I didn’t mean to disappoint you... again.
Can we talk about how every "life hack" on social media is basically just a way to make you feel inadequate? Like, I tried that '5-minute meal prep' thing and ended up with 13 dirty dishes and a two-hour kitchen clean-up. Meanwhile, my Insta feed is filled with people who apparently have it all together, looking like they just walked off a magazine cover while I’m over here in yoga pants that have...