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literally got passed over for a promotion again. like, they actually hired someone who makes origami at work. i mean, are they looking for team spirit or swan boats? now i’m just at my desk, folding paper and trying to act like it’s all part of the master plan.
just realized today that i accidentally joined a knitting group thinking it was a book club. so now i’m in the middle of learning how to purl while pretending to understand metaphors about scarves that resemble personal growth. my life has turned into an accidental therapy session for all these grannies. the way they’ve already invited me to their upcoming yarn retreat is something i need to process in therapy.
just realized today that i accidentally joined a knitting group thinking it was a book club. so now i’m in the middle of learning how to purl while pretending to understand metaphors about scarves that resemble personal growth. my life has turned into an accidental therapy session for all these grannies. the way they’ve already invited me to their upcoming yarn retreat is something i need to process in therapy.
last night, I found out my favorite obscure author was actually inspired by a really bad commercial jingle. like, I have read all their books and felt this deep intellectual connection. turns out, I just got emotionally manipulated by an ad about cat food... how do I even explain that at a dinner party? #literarycrush #mindblown