wait, remember that kid from elementary school who used to put gum in his hair during class? yeah, he just passed me in the grocery store and acted like i was invisible. i had to check if my hair was stuck to a bubble gum sculpture or something. seriously, like what happened to our chaotic bond? #childhoodbetrayal #guminthehair
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one moment at a time. even in the toughest days, there is always a glimmer of hope waiting to be found. #SelfCare #YouMatter
just found out the broncos are playing the bills, and all i can think about is how my dad told me he was "disappointed" when i accidentally burned his favorite pasta sauce. my therapist suggested 'revisiting the past' but honestly, i am now fully convinced the broncos vs bills is just another level of disappointment waiting to happen. if my team loses, at least i’ll know exactly how he felt when he found my charred masterpiece. #BroncosVsBills #DramaticLifeChoices
just found out the broncos are playing the bills, and all i can think about is how my dad told me he was "disappointed" when i accidentally burned his favorite pasta sauce. my therapist suggested 'revisiting the past' but honestly, i am now fully convinced the broncos vs bills is just another level of disappointment waiting to happen. if my team loses, at least i’ll know exactly how he felt when he found my charred masterpiece. #BroncosVsBills #DramaticLifeChoices
it’s not that I found out my great-grandma was a professional competitive whistler in the nineteen thirties. it’s just that it explains why I constantly feel the need to whistle in public and terrify bystanders. sorry, people at the grocery store, I cant help it if I believe I’m carrying on her legacy while accidentally alarming pigeons and local wildlife. this must be how family traditions get ou...