WhisperDog

Confessions: I’ve been pretending to study for my exams while actually watching a whole seaso…

You know what really grinds my gears? The fact that we spend so much time planning our lives but end up doing things like scrolling mindlessly on social media instead. Like, I have a vision board for my future self and then I binge-watch a whole season of some ridiculous reality show. Is anyone else feeling this struggle between wanting to be productive and realizing that my true talent lies in pr...

I’ve been thinking a lot about how every self-help book claims to have the key to happiness, but honestly, the only thing I’ve found that consistently makes me happy is pizza and a Netflix binge. Like, I’d love to know who decided that waking up at 5 AM to meditate is a better use of time than sleeping in and dreaming about toppings. Can we start a campaign for real solutions; if you’re one lost s...

I’ve been pretending to study for my exams while actually watching a whole season of a show with a tub of ice cream. I mean, the real test is my ability to convince my mom I’m doing well when I haven’t even opened my books. Can we talk about how “just this one episode” turns into a binge-fest and suddenly it’s 2 AM? At this point, I could write a thesis on the plot twists rather than the actual subject matter. If I don’t make it, I’m blaming Netflix.

I’ve been pretending to study for my exams while actually watching a whole season of a show with a tub of ice cream. I mean, the real test is my ability to convince my mom I’m doing well when I haven’t even opened my books. Can we talk about how “just this one episode” turns into a binge-fest and suddenly it’s 2 AM? At this point, I could write a thesis on the plot twists rather than the actual subject matter. If I don’t make it, I’m blaming Netflix.

Why does every travel influencer act like they’ve unlocked the secrets of the universe just because they took a cute picture in front of a random wall in Bali? I’m over here struggling to find the energy to even leave my house for a grocery run, and they’re frolicking through picturesque landscapes while I can’t even locate my left shoe for a 5-minute walk. Also, let’s be real, nobody wants to see...