honestly, just found out that adults are really just improvising life like a group of unqualified actors. like, they carry around binders full of absolutely nothing, convinced they’re running the world. who knew the secret to life was just throwing darts at a board while hoping one sticks? meanwhile, I’m sitting here googling how to fill out tax forms while rehearsing my award-winning performance ...
literally just found out my favorite pizza place is closing for good. it feels like when i learned about Aleppo, honestly. like, my heart is heavy, and i thought we had something special, you know? now i’m sitting here wondering how i’m supposed to celebrate my pizza party next month without the holy grail of toppings. maybe i'll just order sad delivery while staring at the empty shop. if only the...
yooo, just bumped into someone I shared snack trade deals with on the playground, and they looked through me like I was a ghost—meanwhile I still have nightmares about that time they gave me a soggy sandwich because they "couldn't find anything else." like, am I still haunting their lunch memories?
yooo, just bumped into someone I shared snack trade deals with on the playground, and they looked through me like I was a ghost—meanwhile I still have nightmares about that time they gave me a soggy sandwich because they "couldn't find anything else." like, am I still haunting their lunch memories?
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