yooo, my company just laid off half the team and now i have to juggle TWO JOBS while they're sitting on the couch like simona waltert's fans waiting for her to show up and serve looks - meanwhile, i’m drowning in spreadsheets, contemplating calling in sick to a place that barely pays me— and then i hear people talk about simona like she’s my therapist or something. like is she taking sessions? bc ...
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it’s 3 a.m. and I’m scrolling through the fridge, trying to remember the last time I washed my pillowcase. literally considering that half-eaten avocado from three weeks ago because, you know, maybe it's fine? then I realize I’m contemplating breakfast burrito ingredients from my EX that literally don’t even text back anymore. like, at this point, who needs an existential crisis when you have four separate dishes to avoid doing the dishes?
it’s 3 a.m. and I’m scrolling through the fridge, trying to remember the last time I washed my pillowcase. literally considering that half-eaten avocado from three weeks ago because, you know, maybe it's fine? then I realize I’m contemplating breakfast burrito ingredients from my EX that literally don’t even text back anymore. like, at this point, who needs an existential crisis when you have four separate dishes to avoid doing the dishes?
literally just wanted to enjoy my grandmother's famous asparagus casserole at holiday dinner, and instead I got an intervention about how I keep buying glitter pens instead of actually investing in my future. like, I thought the glitters were a valid option for "self-expression." I still don't get why no one is talking about the severe lack of sparkle in the financial planning conversation.