it's not that I didn’t want to go to my cousin's cold wave themed birthday party. it’s just that my inner monologue was arguing loudly. I mean, temperatures are dropping below three degrees. should I really subject myself to chaos when I could be cozy on my couch, practicing my acceptance speech for "Most Regrettable Life Choices"? so I said no, but now I can't stop imagining the ice sculpture of ...
honestly, i spent my entire weekend dreaming about my 'income tax refund,' plotting all the imaginary splurges, until i realized it’s just delayed, like my self-esteem every time my ex texts me. it’s the same drama; every time i think i’m done, i end up refreshing my inbox like i’m waiting for a response that never comes. so here i am, planning a vacation to 'vibe town' while still getting played ...
day 47 of learning how to juggle. it was all going smoothly until i decided to practice in the park. sent a voice message to my friend saying "the only way i can impress my crush is if i juggle pineapples." immediately realized my crush was standing behind me. awkwardly turned around, dropped ALL the pineapples, and now i am officially banned from that park.
day 47 of learning how to juggle. it was all going smoothly until i decided to practice in the park. sent a voice message to my friend saying "the only way i can impress my crush is if i juggle pineapples." immediately realized my crush was standing behind me. awkwardly turned around, dropped ALL the pineapples, and now i am officially banned from that park.
literally made eye contact with a stranger while standing in the paint aisle and now I am deep into planning our entire lives together—starting with a shared interest in pastel colors, of course. we are going to have matching aprons for the future cooking shows I am convinced we will host on our cozy kitchen set, equipped with artisanal spices I do not even own yet. we are definitely getting marri...