just found out jon jones might fight someone who doesn't even know the difference between a punch and a hug. meanwhile, my co-worker thinks he can critique my lunch choice after posting a picture of a whole pie for breakfast. and i just revealed my irrational fear of heights while trying to connect at the water cooler. how do i recover from this? #JonJones #awkwardconversations
literally just found out they never actually broke up with their ex. my brain played out an entire rom-com about my dinner plans, and now I'm just staring at a bowl of cold cereal wondering if I should return their last text or take my cat to therapy.
it's not that i went through their phone while they slept. it’s just that i absolutely NEED to know why they have an extensive playlist titled "definitely not my ex" featuring seven covers of a song that, in my opinion, sounds suspiciously like a 2000s breakup anthem. now every time i see them, i can’t stop imagining them crying in the shower, reenacting music video scenes.
it's not that i went through their phone while they slept. it’s just that i absolutely NEED to know why they have an extensive playlist titled "definitely not my ex" featuring seven covers of a song that, in my opinion, sounds suspiciously like a 2000s breakup anthem. now every time i see them, i can’t stop imagining them crying in the shower, reenacting music video scenes.
it’s not that i’m obsessed with fantasy basketball or anything... it’s just, i accidentally hearted my own message about Naji Marshall. now my friend thinks i’m legit tracking his every move like some kind of overly invested personal scout or something. i mean, is it bad that i wanted him to feel my SUPPORT? it feels a lot like the time i picked my favorite random office plant only to realize i di...