WhisperDog

Confessions: yooo, I literally just spent three hours calculating how long it would take to s…

it's not that i care about fancy tech awards — it’s just... i realized i spent three hours last night scrolling through articles about this IEEE medal dude while my laundry piled up and my dishes practically staged a protest. now i feel like i'm part of an elite society of procrastinators with only regrets and dirty socks. why is life one big joke? #Ieee #existentialcrisis

i just spent the last year prioritizing creating PLAYLISTS for people who don't even listen to them, and now here i am, losing track of my own passions. while ridhima pathak is over there breaking silence on her controversies, i'm over here stuck in a self-imposed playlist prison. remember when i thought making playlists would make someone notice me? turns out it’s harder to get someone to listen ...

yooo, I literally just spent three hours calculating how long it would take to save up for a dream closet. got so excited imagining all the cute outfits I'd have. then I realized my math had me living off of instant noodles and regrets for the next three years. I might just build a cardboard box and call it designer chic instead. #dreambig #notgonnahappen

yooo, I literally just spent three hours calculating how long it would take to save up for a dream closet. got so excited imagining all the cute outfits I'd have. then I realized my math had me living off of instant noodles and regrets for the next three years. I might just build a cardboard box and call it designer chic instead. #dreambig #notgonnahappen

last night, i realized all the adults have just been pretending they know how to hold a conversation at the grocery store while simultaneously stressing about how many cans of beans constitute a balanced diet. suddenly it all made sense, like how a cashier confidently suggested lentils when i asked for snack ideas. i mean, what even ARE lentils? are they a secret adult food? why does nobody talk a...