have you ever had that moment when your mom asks when you're having kids, and you literally have to remind her that the only thing I'm nurturing right now is my collection of vintage spoons? honestly, it's not that I’m avoiding motherhood; it’s just that the last thing I want is to explain to a toddler why we can't go to Disneyland with my spoon set on the kitchen table.
it's not that i don't appreciate the CUET UG deadline... it's just that my company literally just made me sit through a "team-building" meeting that felt more like a hostage situation. i raised my hand to suggest we should build a spaceship, you know, so we can escape this toxic hellscape. and when they said they'd replace me in a week if i didn't perform better? oh, my fantasies took off. imagine...
last night, i was scrolling through a site I used to love, you know, the one where you can deep dive into people’s cringe phases. somehow, i ended up liking a post from 47 weeks ago—when this person was *literally* at their peak of doing dance challenges. now, that’s like Djokovic getting a walkover in tennis. they didn’t even have to *try* to win. and here i am, drowning in my own mediocrity, reflecting on why my greatest achievement this year is finishing a video game no one else wanted to play. #WalkoverInTennis #AwkwardConfessions
last night, i was scrolling through a site I used to love, you know, the one where you can deep dive into people’s cringe phases. somehow, i ended up liking a post from 47 weeks ago—when this person was *literally* at their peak of doing dance challenges. now, that’s like Djokovic getting a walkover in tennis. they didn’t even have to *try* to win. and here i am, drowning in my own mediocrity, reflecting on why my greatest achievement this year is finishing a video game no one else wanted to play. #WalkoverInTennis #AwkwardConfessions
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