Is it just me or does every adult conversation start with, "So, how's work?" like we’re all just one salary raise away from happiness? Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering if I should start a side hustle selling artisanal cat sweaters just to cope with the existential dread. Honestly, I think I’d enjoy rejection from customers more than from job applications at this point. At least with the sweaters...
I tried to become a "serious" reader this year, you know, the type that discusses literary analysis over coffee like they’re in a book club. But here I am, pretending I comprehended the last three pages of a best-seller while actually just daydreaming about what pizza toppings I should order for movie night. Can we just admit that sometimes a good Netflix binge is more fulfilling than trying to de...
I just spent an entire Saturday binge-watching a show about people building model trains, and not because I’m a train enthusiast. I swear I felt my IQ points dropping with each episode. At this point, I’m seriously considering whether my life choices are leading me to become the world's most boring person. Like, I went from wild party nights to judging the best layout for miniature railroads—I can practically hear my college friends laughing from here. How did we get here?
I just spent an entire Saturday binge-watching a show about people building model trains, and not because I’m a train enthusiast. I swear I felt my IQ points dropping with each episode. At this point, I’m seriously considering whether my life choices are leading me to become the world's most boring person. Like, I went from wild party nights to judging the best layout for miniature railroads—I can practically hear my college friends laughing from here. How did we get here?
Why is it that every time I finally decide to eat healthy, I get bombarded with images of pizza and chocolate cake like they’re trying to sabotage my life? Is there a secret committee of snacks out there plotting against my willpower? And why do I feel guiltier for enjoying a cheat day than my ex felt when they ghosted me? Can someone just tell me if self-control is overrated or if I need to start...