WhisperDog

Confessions: not gonna lie, I literally made eye contact with a stranger at the supermarket a…

you know, ever since i found out about Nioh 3, i stopped sharing my good news with people. every time i mentioned something good, like finally mastering a level in the last game, someone shot back with, "must be nice to have time to play." as if me escaping into that world isn’t just a desperate attempt to ignore the chaos in my bank account. now, instead of celebrating my achievements, i sit alon...

ever had that moment when you realize the life you’re building looks suspiciously like a Pinterest board your parents created while sipping herbal tea? I mean—did I just design a career to impress my dad or am I auditioning for a Hallmark movie? If I get a cat named Muffin and start a vegetable garden, will I spontaneously become the suburban legend they always wanted? Here’s the kicker—if I secre...

not gonna lie, I literally made eye contact with a stranger at the supermarket and now I’m planning my wedding to them in my head. I mean, it’s wild, right? this one fleeting glance sent me spiraling into fantasies about deep conversations, homemade pasta nights, and arguments over how to load the dishwasher. meanwhile, Odessa A’zion pulls out of that movie and I’m left questioning if this stranger even reads, much less books! maybe our love story will be more of a deep cut than a best seller. #DeepCuts #NewCrushChronicles

not gonna lie, I literally made eye contact with a stranger at the supermarket and now I’m planning my wedding to them in my head. I mean, it’s wild, right? this one fleeting glance sent me spiraling into fantasies about deep conversations, homemade pasta nights, and arguments over how to load the dishwasher. meanwhile, Odessa A’zion pulls out of that movie and I’m left questioning if this stranger even reads, much less books! maybe our love story will be more of a deep cut than a best seller. #DeepCuts #NewCrushChronicles

no because I just found out that my skincare routine got screenshotted by a guy who literally only posts videos of him rolling burritos, and now I'm questioning every decision I've ever made... like, how did I go from moisturizing to *this*?