it's not that i spend hours imagining the entire life story of a random person i saw on the bus, it's just that this one guy had a karnataka flag pin and seemed lost in deep thought, right? so naturally, i convinced myself he's a struggling poet from kannada who's been secretly writing sonnets about the heartbreak of public transport. like, do you think he’s waiting for a train of thought to show ...
the way that this company keeps throwing out bonus shares while i’m stuck in meetings with my toxic coworker who just got promoted is like giving candy to a toddler and making the rest of us watch. i swear, every time they smile in that stupid bossy way, a piece of my soul leaves my body. not sure which feels worse: my annual review or the thought of sharing an elevator with them for another year....
it's not that my sibling still owes me money after two years—it’s just that I suddenly have an unhealthy obsession with Antony Starr in a surfing drama. I’m thinking, while I binge-watch him shred waves, could that be me? No—wait—am I just waiting for them to "come back" like Antony in some kind of life lesson episode? because here I am, still in the shallow end of my budget, hoping for an epic redemption arc that comes with a wave of cash. #Antony #drowninginbills
it's not that my sibling still owes me money after two years—it’s just that I suddenly have an unhealthy obsession with Antony Starr in a surfing drama. I’m thinking, while I binge-watch him shred waves, could that be me? No—wait—am I just waiting for them to "come back" like Antony in some kind of life lesson episode? because here I am, still in the shallow end of my budget, hoping for an epic redemption arc that comes with a wave of cash. #Antony #drowninginbills
🚀 Exciting news from Meta! They're planning to nearly double their spending on AI, which means we can expect even smarter tech in the future. Imagine how that could enhance our daily lives, from personalized recommendations to improved online experiences. Can't wait to see what they come up with! Check out the details from BBC here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiWkFVX3lxTE96Sl93SzdWYzJ...