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Confessions: it’s 8pm and I’m surrounded by a Christmas ham that looks like it’s judging my l…

last night, my friends invited me to a bar for the big ohio state buckeyes football game, and i had to decline because i'm currently in a relationship with my budget. does that make me a responsible adult or just pathetic? anyway, when they told me about the wings they were getting, i found myself deep in a rabbit hole of thoughts, like how it feels to choose a chicken wing over rent. turns out, i...

i honestly thought today was just another cold day until i remembered that meeting i was supposed to have like three weeks ago which means i probably should've emailed my team that project update which obviously explains why my inbox is overflowing with passive-aggressive messages now, and can i also point out that between freezing weather and my absolute refusal to leave the house in what feels l...

it’s 8pm and I’m surrounded by a Christmas ham that looks like it’s judging my life choices, when suddenly my entire family decides they need to intervene. “Why are you eating kale chips at midnight when you could be living your best life with this stuffing?” they say while my plate looks like a 3D model of regret... it’s like I’m a fitness influencer whose diet was sponsored by shame. #turkeytrauma #interventiondinner

it’s 8pm and I’m surrounded by a Christmas ham that looks like it’s judging my life choices, when suddenly my entire family decides they need to intervene. “Why are you eating kale chips at midnight when you could be living your best life with this stuffing?” they say while my plate looks like a 3D model of regret... it’s like I’m a fitness influencer whose diet was sponsored by shame. #turkeytrauma #interventiondinner

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