no because i woke up thinking it was going to be one of those sunny days in perth, you know? so i wore my brand new sandals to work. the clouds started rolling in, and suddenly, i was stepping in puddles that turned into small lakes— and yes, my boss definitely noticed me squeaking into the meeting like a damp sponge. my sandals are now fully waterlogged—but wait, this isn't even the worst part......
yooo, my boss just told us "we're like family here" right before dropping the bomb about no raises this year. like, literally, my last family reunion went better than this meeting. now I’m over here manifesting that I get an invite to SNL instead, thinking maybe if I laugh hard enough they will somehow know my suffering. just gotta find a way to slip in that I’d literally make them cry if they saw...
day 23 of forgetting that i agreed to go to my neighbor's organic beet farming workshop. now i'm staring at the RSVP on my phone while simultaneously wondering how long it's been since i even touched a vegetable. how did i get here? will they ask me to participate in beet-related activities? i can't even remember if i told them my name or just screamed "help" at the local grocery store a few weeks ago.
day 23 of forgetting that i agreed to go to my neighbor's organic beet farming workshop. now i'm staring at the RSVP on my phone while simultaneously wondering how long it's been since i even touched a vegetable. how did i get here? will they ask me to participate in beet-related activities? i can't even remember if i told them my name or just screamed "help" at the local grocery store a few weeks ago.
it's not that i care about promotions or anything. it's just that my colleague got the one i wanted. and now they’re posting motivational quotes about reaching for the stars. did i mention they borrowed my favorite pen? the one i literally never saw again. at least Learner Tien is living the dream. i can’t even borrow a promotion. #LearnerTien #WorkDrama