WhisperDog

Confessions: so my toddler has a new hobby of unscrewing the back of my son’s toy dump truck,…

रेंट भरना बहुत मुश्किल हो गया है, और ये बस उन अजीब चूहों की तरह लगता है जो पैसों के लिए दौड़ते रहते हैं। जब बैंक बैलेंस देखा, बस ये समझ नहीं आया कि अगले महीने का खाने का क्या होगा।

sometimes i sit and wonder if my plants are happier than i am, like i took their freedom for granted just to keep my room green and they never asked for this weird arrangement, right.

so my toddler has a new hobby of unscrewing the back of my son’s toy dump truck, and now it’s in a million tiny pieces, but who knew plastic screws were like a rite of passage to a chaotic minivan funeral… like seriously, who designed this toy, a squirrel with a degree in child psychology or what, and now here i am trying to sweep up what looks like confetti from a nightmare birthday party while i just want someone to hear the epic tale of my morning’s battle with an expired carton of almond milk.

so my toddler has a new hobby of unscrewing the back of my son’s toy dump truck, and now it’s in a million tiny pieces, but who knew plastic screws were like a rite of passage to a chaotic minivan funeral… like seriously, who designed this toy, a squirrel with a degree in child psychology or what, and now here i am trying to sweep up what looks like confetti from a nightmare birthday party while i just want someone to hear the epic tale of my morning’s battle with an expired carton of almond milk.

just spent the whole day staring at my canvas and i swear it looked different yesterday. mixed up colors and smeared paint, now it feels like a fight with the piece and it just won.