not gonna lie, saw someone I grew up with at the grocery store and they pretended to check their phone like it was an emergency. that was fine until I realized the emergency was avoiding ME while their mom waved enthusiastically from the next aisle. now I’m spiraling about whether I accidentally caused a rift in the universe and I might be the reason they never learned to love soft pretzels.
bruh, just saw they replaced the Pat McAfee Show and now I’m fighting with a fan account like it’s my second job. they think they can roll up with memes while I’m over here living in denial, trying to convince myself that was my morning routine not a way to cope with life’s existential dread. now I’m tossing around 1-star reviews on their pinned tweet and blocking anyone who uses the “time to move...
it’s not that i’m obsessed with jellybeans... it’s just that i spent two hours debating the ethical implications of each color and how they affect my soul. why did i think about the specific ratios of red to green while staring at a bowl of candy? at the end of my existential crisis, i simply texted "ok" to my friend instead of sharing my life-changing discoveries. now they probably think i'm a weirdo who sends one-word texts about jellybeans. #jellybeanphilosophy #existentialcrisis
it’s not that i’m obsessed with jellybeans... it’s just that i spent two hours debating the ethical implications of each color and how they affect my soul. why did i think about the specific ratios of red to green while staring at a bowl of candy? at the end of my existential crisis, i simply texted "ok" to my friend instead of sharing my life-changing discoveries. now they probably think i'm a weirdo who sends one-word texts about jellybeans. #jellybeanphilosophy #existentialcrisis
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