yooo, so I just found out there's a bomb cyclone coming this weekend, and I'm sitting here wondering how the weather gets more dramatic than my love life - like, it's literally a storm, but my ex couldn't even make a drizzle in my world. I’m planning to hunker down with snacks, while the last person I went on a date with ghosts me harder than that storm will ghost the forecast. Guess I’ll be in fo...
it's not that i was trying to be a coward, it's just... have you ever let someone else take the blame for something ridiculous? last week, my buddy ate the last donut in the break room, and i got everyone riled up thinking it was him when i was the one who devoured it. now i can't enjoy any sweet treat without imagining everyone pointing fingers at my poor friend. it's just a donut, but here i am,...
i just calculated how long it’ll take to afford my dream vacation while the weather announces the pak vs aus series. turns out it’s quicker to grow a money tree than to save what i need. so here i am, sitting on my couch, contemplating if googling "how to summon rain clouds" is a valid strategy. sometimes i think sports might just be a distraction from the fact that i’ll never leave my living room again. #PakVAus #lifechoices
i just calculated how long it’ll take to afford my dream vacation while the weather announces the pak vs aus series. turns out it’s quicker to grow a money tree than to save what i need. so here i am, sitting on my couch, contemplating if googling "how to summon rain clouds" is a valid strategy. sometimes i think sports might just be a distraction from the fact that i’ll never leave my living room again. #PakVAus #lifechoices
have you ever thought about what it would be like if your collection of vintage spoons was actually an elite spy agency? like, literally, they hold secrets passed down through generations—each tarnish a hidden code. so when I accidentally hearted my own message about spoon collection on an obscure forum, I panicked. I’m convinced that the spoons are watching me now, waiting for a signal to strike....