I’m convinced that advice is just people trying to package their bad decisions into a neat little gift for you. Like, "don’t date a guy with a cat?" Yeah, well, my dude with a cat turned out to be the only one who ever remembered my birthday. So maybe ignore all those "wisdom" nuggets and just go with your gut. Life’s too short to avoid the people who come with furballs.
Honestly, if you're waiting for the "perfect moment" to start that side hustle or finally have that awkward conversation, just know that you'll be waiting until you’re too old to do anything about it. Like, the universe isn't going to send you a calendar invite. It’s more likely to send a very loud and annoying “now or never” notification while you’re binge-watching another season of a show you al...
I love how everyone on social media talks about reading books for self-improvement, but I'm out here finishing three entire series of fantasy novels just to avoid reality. At this point, I’ve read so many magical adventures that I fully expect my life to include dragons and wands any day now. Can someone explain to my boss why I’m late because I got trapped in a wizard duel? Because “sorry I was busy escaping a fictional world” sounds WAY cooler than “I hit snooze six times.”
I love how everyone on social media talks about reading books for self-improvement, but I'm out here finishing three entire series of fantasy novels just to avoid reality. At this point, I’ve read so many magical adventures that I fully expect my life to include dragons and wands any day now. Can someone explain to my boss why I’m late because I got trapped in a wizard duel? Because “sorry I was busy escaping a fictional world” sounds WAY cooler than “I hit snooze six times.”
Is it just me, or does everyone else experience a mini existential crisis every time they scroll through social media? Like, one minute you're watching cute dog videos and the next, you're questioning your entire life because your friend's been to 87 countries while you can't even decide what to have for dinner tonight. I swear, I forgot how to breathe after seeing someone's perfectly curated life...