honestly, i think it's kind of comforting that my culture holds ceremonies for literally everything – like a month after your cat's birthday, there's a gathering for its favorite toy. so there i was, waiting for the party, realizing my parents literally prepared a roast – like, an actual roast – to celebrate Mr. Fluffy’s sentimental attachment to that raggedy ball. the best part? no one even invit...
so i literally heard sirens for 10 minutes and just watched out the window, convinced they were after me for not knowing the CUET UG syllabus, like how many universities does one person need to avoid? turns out they were just chasing a runaway ice cream truck—now i know why kids scream. #Cuet #SyllabusSurvival
yooo, so i just got completely drenched walking in, like, it wasn’t even raining. a sprinkler just went rogue at this random park and suddenly i’m soaked head to toe like i lost a fight with a whale. ngl, everyone’s giving me that pity look but i'm out here pretending i'm fine, like “yeah, this is just my new fashion statement. soaked chic.” honestly, now i'm just waiting for a wet dog to show up and say it’s literally my spirit animal.
yooo, so i just got completely drenched walking in, like, it wasn’t even raining. a sprinkler just went rogue at this random park and suddenly i’m soaked head to toe like i lost a fight with a whale. ngl, everyone’s giving me that pity look but i'm out here pretending i'm fine, like “yeah, this is just my new fashion statement. soaked chic.” honestly, now i'm just waiting for a wet dog to show up and say it’s literally my spirit animal.
why did i tell the waiter 'you too' when he said enjoy your meal? like he’s the one stuck in this greasy diner while i have to live through arsenal vs brighton highlights after an absolutely EXHAUSTING day at work, but here we are - i guess he's also a football fan too? ironic how the real battle's between my sanity and the actual score of 1-2 for forest vs city. food was great tho, can't remember...