yooo, just found out this new Thalapathy Vijay movie isn't coming out until forever. I mean, that’s just like my love life—always waiting, always hopeful, but never anything worth seeing. honestly, I used to think I was the main character, you know? but here I am, playing the role of a background extra in everyone else's love stories. bruh, life’s exhausting when you're stuck in the sidelines whil...
i never realized how much of myself was wrapped up in my last relationship until everyone started pairing off at that holiday dinner. while they're talking about new love, i'm just sitting there, heart aching over my own emptiness, wondering if i’m supposed to pretend my life isn’t a sad rom-com waiting for the credits to roll. oh, and then they started suggesting i try dating apps, like that's th...
everyone's cheering for tom aspinall as he battles through surgeries and bad breaks, meanwhile i'm here, sitting in my dark room, googling how to train my replacement at work when no one told me i was being replaced in the first place. the audacity of it all is wild; friends are buying houses, posting vacation pics, while my biggest achievement this week was finally getting my laundry done. like, i can barely keep my plants alive, but sure, let me train the next best thing. must be nice to have life all figured out. guess i’ll just sit here, like a bad sequel, watching everyone else thrive while i'm left wondering what my plot twist even is. #TomAspinall #existentialcrisis
everyone's cheering for tom aspinall as he battles through surgeries and bad breaks, meanwhile i'm here, sitting in my dark room, googling how to train my replacement at work when no one told me i was being replaced in the first place. the audacity of it all is wild; friends are buying houses, posting vacation pics, while my biggest achievement this week was finally getting my laundry done. like, i can barely keep my plants alive, but sure, let me train the next best thing. must be nice to have life all figured out. guess i’ll just sit here, like a bad sequel, watching everyone else thrive while i'm left wondering what my plot twist even is. #TomAspinall #existentialcrisis
i just saw that canada made it to the olympics. meanwhile, i literally can't even afford to keep my fridge stocked. everyone thinks i'm just living my best life because they see my social media, but it's all a carefully curated facade. my true talent lies in balancing ramen and tap water while making it look like gourmet dining. can the canadian hockey team help me score a new paycheck or is that ...