not gonna lie, I literally just sent a screenshot of my very private text about how much I adore Matt Mahan's charm straight to the group chat where my crush is! now they think I’m like, super obsessed with city politics or something. honestly, I’m just trying to figure out if I should spill my feelings or let this panic spiral get worse. #MattMahan #crushinghard
have you ever calculated how much you spend on craft supplies for hobbies you’re definitely not good at? i just realized i’ve invested a small fortune in knitting yarn to make “the perfect scarf.” but after six months of producing what looks like a collection of questionable pot holders, i think i might actually be manifesting the world’s first invisible masterpiece. who knew crafting could feel like such an expensive form of self-delusion?
have you ever calculated how much you spend on craft supplies for hobbies you’re definitely not good at? i just realized i’ve invested a small fortune in knitting yarn to make “the perfect scarf.” but after six months of producing what looks like a collection of questionable pot holders, i think i might actually be manifesting the world’s first invisible masterpiece. who knew crafting could feel like such an expensive form of self-delusion?
ever stare at the ceiling at three a.m. and think about the exact number of times you've promised yourself you'll start running tomorrow?—only to remember that you have zero running shoes but at least three different flavors of ice cream in the freezer? sometimes i feel like my life is an abandoned race track, and the only thing getting laps is my crippling addiction to true crime documentaries wh...