just accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago and now i'm convinced we are destined to meet, maybe even share a deep philosophical debate about cheese in a parallel universe. obviously, this is how our love story begins, right? #manifestingtheimpossible #cheesedebates
honestly, after seeing that cha eun woo might be in trouble for tax evasion, i checked my own bank account and realized the only thing my financial plan is evading is actual success. like, if my life were a k-drama, it would definitely be a sad rom-com starring me with a love interest named “mounting student loans.” i can't even get past my own small-town café job without running a full-blown fant...
so my friends started a group chat without me and now im convinced they’re planning my downfall. they’re all probably at a café, drinking overpriced herbal tea, laughing about the one time i showed up to dinner with a sock on my hand as a 'fashion statement.' meanwhile, im sitting here watching “melbourne victory vs sydney fc” reruns like its my soap opera, praying the drama of this match is somehow better than my life. can’t believe i’m lowkey auditioning for the role of “forever alone” when i’m supposed to be in the lead. #MelbourneVictoryVsSydneyFc #storyofmylife
so my friends started a group chat without me and now im convinced they’re planning my downfall. they’re all probably at a café, drinking overpriced herbal tea, laughing about the one time i showed up to dinner with a sock on my hand as a 'fashion statement.' meanwhile, im sitting here watching “melbourne victory vs sydney fc” reruns like its my soap opera, praying the drama of this match is somehow better than my life. can’t believe i’m lowkey auditioning for the role of “forever alone” when i’m supposed to be in the lead. #MelbourneVictoryVsSydneyFc #storyofmylife
literally just liked a random photo from 47 weeks ago because it reminded me of a dish I had on vacation. now I am *emotionally* invested in the entire backstory of that moment and the reality that I may have ruined my entire existence in a second. I am never leaving my house again. #accidentalobsession #dinnerdatewithastranger